Welcome to the Punitentiary.

Look at the size of these puns! Created by me, Rushani.

#46.

Q: What will occur when the world runs out of bamboo?

A: Complete pandamonium.

#45.

Q: What religion are ghosts?

A: Boodhists. 

#44. 

Q: What do you call a reunion of tomatoes?

A: A ketch-up. 

#43.

Q: Why did the cat burglar fish around for food? 

A: Because he was paw and couldn’t affurd to purrchase any.

#42.

The former queen of The Netherlands is not Queen Bea anymore.

#41.

Q: Why did the King Parrot send the Woodpecker to the punitentiary?

A: Because he had committed treeson. 

#40.

Q: Why was the egg whisked away to the punitentiary?

A: Because he was a cereal killer.

#39.

The horse had no time for Stalin or for a Trotsky when it was Russian. 

#38.

Q: Where did the Joker punch Batman?

A: In the funny bone because he said he didn’t feel humerus. 

#37.

Q: Who did the soft drink visit when he became flat?

A: The fizz-iotherapist.