Welcome to the Punitentiary.

Look at the size of these puns! Created by me, Rushani.


Q: What will occur when the world runs out of bamboo?

A: Complete pandamonium.


Q: What religion are ghosts?

A: Boodhists. 


Q: What do you call a reunion of tomatoes?

A: A ketch-up. 


Q: Why did the cat burglar fish around for food? 

A: Because he was paw and couldn’t affurd to purrchase any.


The former queen of The Netherlands is not Queen Bea anymore.


Q: Why did the King Parrot send the Woodpecker to the punitentiary?

A: Because he had committed treeson. 


Q: Why was the egg whisked away to the punitentiary?

A: Because he was a cereal killer.


The horse had no time for Stalin or for a Trotsky when it was Russian. 


Q: Where did the Joker punch Batman?

A: In the funny bone because he said he didn’t feel humerus. 


Q: Who did the soft drink visit when he became flat?

A: The fizz-iotherapist.